My buddy Dennis is going to be in town again this weekend. A friend invited me to go hear him speak tomorrow, but I think one mauling is enough for me. I truly do admire the man’s conviction of his beliefs, but his campaign has become little more than a thinly disguised ego trip. If he’s really serious about promoting change, he should drop out and focus on getting out the vote, a la Dean.
I came across this BBC article about a female journalist with a disability who tries speed dating. I’ve considered trying it, but to be perfectly honest, I’d probably be incredibly self-conscious and just a bit terrified. I’d have no idea what I could say in three minutes to someone that would begin to describe me as a person. The way I speak, I’d only get a couple sentences out before the bell rang. And the cynical part of me imagines that it would probably take the other person at least one minute, maybe two, to get past my physical appearance and actually listen to what I was saying. I could try convincing myself that it might be an interesting social experiment, but I think my ego would get in the way.
One of my former nurses and fellow geeks is returning for a couple months while one of my other nurses is on maternity leave. Of course, this means it’s upgrade time for the Tower of Power that makes this blog possible. I’m thinking I need a new hard drive to replace my old 30 gb model. And I wouldn’t mind getting an All-in-Wonder card as well. Neither of these upgrades is absolutely necessary, but that’s never stopped me before.
I was looking through some of the poems I wrote in college and law school. Good god. I really should delete that drivel lest it ever be discovered by someone. And I remember at the time writing some of this stuff and thinking, “Hey, this is pretty good!” Yeesh.
My story, “The Stars Shine Brightly,” is now on-line. If you’re so inclined, you can read it by clicking here. It’s a bit long-wiinded, so consider yourself forewarned.
Well, we won’t have Dr. Dean to kick around anymore. I think it’s remarkable how quickly his campaign collapsed. Only a month ago, I was almost certain he would be the nominee. But I do think he helped the other candidates find their voices, especially Kerry. Dean can still play an important role in getting out the vote, especially among twenty-somethings and others who may feel disenfranchised from the political process. We’ll probably see a lot more of him over the summer and into the fall. To be honest, I think Dean is better suited to being a grass-roots organizer than a presidential candidate.
Most of you have probably read about the College Republicans at Roger Williams and their $250 “white pride” scholarships. I don’t have a problem debating the merits of affirmative action on college campuses, but this little stunt comes across as juvenile and noxious. Of course, they’re free to do whatever they want. They’re a private organization using private funds for the scholarship. You can probably guess my own views on affirmative action. To be honest, I don’t know if my disability played a role in my admission to law school. I remember mentioning it in my personal statement. I suspect it might have been considered and I don’t have a problem with that. Twenty or thirty years ago, I doubt most law schools, not to mention undergraduate institutions, would have even considered accepting students with disabilities, no matter what their qualifications. So I think it’s entirely appropriate that admissions offices now give some thought to redressing past wrongs. And I certainly wouldn’t expect to be admitted if I wasn’t otherwise qualified. My grades and LSAT score were on par with the rest of my class. But I think it’s critical that colleges and universities value its students for the perspectives and experiences they bring with them and sees them as more than a transcript and a test score. Those who oppose affirmative action try to mask their arguments behind innocuous concepts such as “fairness” and “hard work.” As if those of us who might benefit from affirmative action didn’t work just as hard for our education.
This item ought to capture the interest of the deaf and hard-of-hearing community. The US Dept. of Education has abruptly decided that approximately 200 television programs are not appropriate for closed captioning and are therefore ineligible to receive federal funds for that purpose. The identified shows run the spectrum of genres and include Scooby Doo, Law & Order, Bewitched, sports events, and hundreds of others. Apparently, the panel who makes these decisions consists of five people and their identities are kept secret by the government. According to the Palm Beach Post, the only news source I could find reporting this story, these five individuals were never convened as a formal panel; they were contacted separately for their opinions.
I don’t think I have to point out the appalling paternalism of this course of action. Or the callous attitude of exclusion implicit in this decision from a government that purportedly supports inclusion of people with disabilities in all aspects of life. What’s even more disturbing is this story isn’t being more widely reported as it raises fundamental issues of censorship and equal access. Hopefully, we can work to change that. Let’s spread the word about this arrogant exercise of power and petition Congress to remedy the situation.
Thanks to Neil Gaiman for discussing this on his blog, which is where I first learned about it.
I just returned from listening to Neil Gaiman read at the Fitzgerald. The actual reading and Q&A session only lasted an hour. I waited another two hours to get a book signed. I didn’t even try to get in line; I simply let everyone go ahead and I waited in the little disabled seating section of the theater. There must have been two to three hundred people waiting to get something signed. One of the theater managers led me through a side entrance to the stage once the theater was nearly empty. This was a good thing because I tried going down the aisle from the audience section to the stage and nearly tumbled out of my chair. It was a tad steep. But I managed to get a picture of me and the author, which I’ll post later.
And now I’m off to a small theater on the West Bank to see a puppet show. It’s being put on some friends of one of my nurses. I have a feeling it will be very arty and very earnest. But what the hell. It beats sitting at home.
I’m trying to figure out how to handle blogging while I’m down in Miami. One of my nurses has a notebook computer and I might ask him if he’s willing to bring it with. Or I could just stop in some cyber-cafe. Audio-blogging is another option, but composing an entry over the phone feels kind of weird to me. If nothing else, maybe I can sucker one of my readers into doing a guest-blogging stint. We could make an essay contest out of it. “What I Would Rant About on The 19th Floor.” Hmmm…
I saw City of God with a friend last night. Excellent film. The camera work reminded me a lot of Tarrantino’s style. It’s incredibly brutal in its portrayal of the slums of Rio and the gangs of children and adults who inhabit them. I was also struck by how odd the Portuguese language is. Except for a few words here and there, it doesn’t sound much like French or Spanish. I’ve heard it’s a difficult language to learn. Anyone care to comment on that?
So the Star Wars trilogy is going to be issued on DVD. The only bummer is that it will include only the Special Edition versions of the film. I suppose that’s to be expected. For the most part, I didn’t have problems with the changes they made in the new versions, except for a couple. Like that horrible scream that was added when Luke jumps from the railing in Cloud City. And what’s up with Greedo shooting first in the cantina scene? It completely alters the tone of our introduction to Han Solo. Er, not that I’m Star Wars geek or anything. Nope, not me. Hell, I don’t even know the home planet of Lando Calrissian’s co-pilot in Return of the Jedi.
Really, I don’t.
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Okay, okay, he’s from Sullust. Happy now?
I think I might rent a van while I’m down in Miami. There are actually places around the country where you can rent wheelchair accessible vans. I did this when I was in Denver and LA. In Denver, we actually ran out of gas up in the hilly outskirts of the city. We were stranded in some suburb for about an hour before we found someone to run to a gas station and get some gas for us. I think the best part of traveling is getting into these little misadventures. If everything went perfectly, how dull would that be? But like I was saying, I think it would be a blast to get into a car and drive down to the Keys on one of those long highways surrounded by water.
Okay, getting off the computer now. Beginning to feel the first signs of radiation sickness…
I’m in the process of booking a flight to Miami and the airline is asking all kinds of questions about my ventilator. I guess that’s to be expected, although it never received this much scrutiny in the past. Of course, the last time I flew was pre-September 11. That was the flight to LA from hell. I was going to LA for a few days with my brother and nurse. We got on the plane and were settling into our seats when the cabin starts to fill with smoke. We got off the plane and waited about ninety minutes for another plane. Once the next plane is ready, we board the next plane. But this one smelled like a chemical spill and we’re instructed to get off this plane as well. Keep in mind that each time we have to get off the plane, my brother and my nurse have to carry me and my ventilator off the plane and my wheelchair has to be brought up from luggage. I’m starting to feel like a piece of baggage myself. Finally, we get on a third plane and take off for LA. We land and I wait for my chair to be brought up. Except it doesn’t appear. After more waiting, we’re told they can’t find my chair. It might still be in Minneapolis. But after an hour or so, they find it in a luggage carousel and we’re on our merry way.
Who says flying isn’t fun?
A woman left a message on my voicemal looking for the person in the L&P article. She left an 800 number, so I’m not sure who she is with. Guess I’ll find out tomorrow.
