Wanna Hear My Darth Vader Imitation?

So the Star Wars trilogy is going to be issued on DVD. The only bummer is that it will include only the Special Edition versions of the film. I suppose that’s to be expected. For the most part, I didn’t have problems with the changes they made in the new versions, except for a couple. Like that horrible scream that was added when Luke jumps from the railing in Cloud City. And what’s up with Greedo shooting first in the cantina scene? It completely alters the tone of our introduction to Han Solo. Er, not that I’m Star Wars geek or anything. Nope, not me. Hell, I don’t even know the home planet of Lando Calrissian’s co-pilot in Return of the Jedi.
Really, I don’t.
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Okay, okay, he’s from Sullust. Happy now?