Feb 292008
 

When I was eight or nine, I had aspirations of being a hacker. I had just seen the movie WarGames, which gave the impression that hacking into top-secret government computers required little more than a computer, a phone line, and an idle afternoon. If Matthew Broderick could come this close to igniting global thermonuclear war, then surely I could cause some mischief with the Apple IIe in my parents’ basement. Maybe people would finally take me seriously if they learned that I was the one responsible for bringing down the entire Northeastern Wisconsin power grid.

My criminal ambitions were frustrated by the fact that my parents wouldn’t let me have a modem until several years later. But I always wondered what might have happened if I had gained notoriety as a hacker. Would my disability have softened any legal consequences that I might have faced? That strategy doesn’t seem to have worked out for Li’l Hacker, a teenaged phone phreaker who happens to be blind. The kid has made prank hostage calls to the police and has harassed hundreds of people across the country. He’s the target of an FBI investigation and may be prosecuted. Let this be a lesson to all of us gimps. We can get away with a lot, but we shouldn’t push our luck.

Feb 282008
 

I’m looking to bring another nurse on to my team. Here’s the Craigslist version of the ad. It’s very part-time, but someone could do worse than get paid to spend a couple Saturday evenings with me each month. I’ve gotten a few responses from the Craigslist ad and absolutely no responses from the ad I ran in the local paper. I should know better than to expect anything from old media.

Feb 272008
 

Wired Magazine is running a feature on Amanda Baggs, author of the Ballastexistenz blog. Amanda has autism and, through her writings and short videos, is working to change popular perceptions of people like herself. Here’s how Amanda sums up the message she hopes to spread:

We’re here. We’re weird. Get used to it.

The article goes on to suggest that our current view of autism as a disease might one day seem as misguided as the scientific community’s historical classification of homosexuality as a mental illness.

Without the Internet, Amanda would never have been able to spread that message and gain the attention of researchers and journalists. The disability activists of past decades could only dream of having that kind of metaphorical loudspeaker. Twenty years from now, someone should write a book about digital culture and its influence on the disability rights movement.

Feb 262008
 

Stuff happens. Today is a good example. I was doing some repositioning when my g-tube (the short peg in my stomach through which I eat) popped out like a champagne cork. Of course, I had just eaten and so the entire contents of my stomach gushed out, making it look I had puked on the carpet. And, of course, I didn’t have a spare with me (hey, it’s never happened before), so I rushed home after giving a hurried and slightly embarrassed explanation to my supervisor. Fortunately, my colleagues are not the kind of people who are easily fazed. Anyway, I’m fine. Slightly annoyed, perhaps. My internal accoutrements are usually pretty reliable, but when they fail, they really fail.

On the way home, someone on the radio was saying that nursing is a hot career. “Yup,” I said to my nurse, “dealing with my effluvia is really hot.”

Feb 252008
 

The Minnesota Legislature demonstrated uncommon good sense and overrode Governor Pawlenty’s veto of a comprehensive and long-overdue transportation bill. Overrides of gubernatorial vetoes are a rare thing and the six House Republicans who voted with the majority deserve special recognition. Their collective act of political courage has put Minnesota on the path to a more sustainable and prosperous future. The state’s roads and bridges will now receive the attention they so badly need and the metro area could finally get a modern public transit system.

Minnesota has long had a reputation as a state that understood the need to invest in public services to maintain a high quality of life. Over the last few years, our political leadership succumbed to the influence of anti-tax forces that showed nothing but contempt for the kind of public stewardship that has served Minnesota so well over the last several decades. It’s too soon to tell, but I like to think that this veto override serves as a rebuke to those who value having a few more dollars in their pockets rather than any kind of vision for the future.

Feb 242008
 

A reputation takes years to build, but it can be demolished in short order. Ralph Nader, already considered a pariah by many, risks making a mockery of whatever remains of his legacy as he mounts yet another presidential bid. It’s sad to see him spend his life’s final chapters on vanity projects like this. If he’s serious about bringing attention to corporate greed and malfeasance, there are plenty of other ways he could get his message out. I’m baffled as to why Nader hasn’t made better use of the Internet and joined forces with other consumer advocates. Why hasn’t he written more books, produced documentaries, or funneled more resources into grass-roots organizations that might actually be better positioned to achieve some of the changes for which he claims to be fighting? In the present political climate, Nader’s campaign won’t even be a sideshow. It will be a joke.

Feb 222008
 

The Clinton staffer who came up with the “change you can xerox” line for last night’s debate must be feeling pretty sheepish right about now. It had the canned, unfunny quality of something written in committee on too little sleep and too much Diet Coke. Even Hillary knew it was a lame thing to say. If her campaign is on its last legs, it would be a shame if she goes out on cheap jibes like this.

Feb 212008
 

A company called Emotiv will be releasing a headset that allows games to be played with only the brain as the interface. It will cost around $200, which leads me to believe that this will be little more than a biofeedback device with a USB connection. Until products like these include marketing language that says something like “100% compatible with Bioshock”, I’m not opening my wallet. Still, I hope the company sells enough of them to demonstrate market potential and warrant future R&D investments. And while you’re at it, please create me a brain interface that lets me bang out these blog entries even when my fingers are still thawing out. On the plus side, my current setup lets me give my neck muscles a daily workout. Women love a well-defined neck.

Feb 202008
 
Did anyone else read the article in this
month’s Atlantic advocating that single women should quit waiting around for the
perfect guy to show up and settle for someone who makes a passable husband and
father. The author, a single mother, warns readers that the man of their dreams
doesn’t exist and that it’s preferable to settle on someone rather than become a
spinster. But she also urges women not to compromise themselves too much when
settling, bemoaning the fates of friends of hers who finally settled for men who
were feckless, immature, or alcoholic. Her ultimate thesis–which she gets to in
a roundabout manner–is that women should settle while they’re young and before
their choices are restricted to “damaged goods”.
 
Romantic love is a fleeting thing and
relationships must eventually sustain themselves on something less incandescent
than passion or excitement. I get that. And I might be making assumptions based on
my own beliefs and social circle, but I thought marriage had faded as the star by which all women steered their ships. Or am I totally clueless? Is marriage and kids still the idealized pinnacle of adult life? But I’m not sure that’s what the article was saying. The impression of marriage I got from the article was of a bland but necessary business arrangement. It left me feeling sad.