Feb 122006
 

Say you have a mobility impairment that prevents you from emphasizing your devastating verbal insults with an appropriate corresponding physical gesture.  Thanks to the miracle of modern of modern engineering, people with disabilities can now get the satisfaction of showing exactly what they think when confronted with ignorance, stupidity, or simple bad manners.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Remote-Controlled Middle Finger
 
http://www.strangenewproducts.com/uploaded_images/remote-controlled-middle-finger-747895.jpg
 
 
I’m so going to mount one of these on my chair and hack it to respond to voice commands.  No more Mr. Nice Gimp.  The gloves are coming off.
 
Thanks to Michelle B. for tipping me off to this incredibly useful assistive technology. 

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