Jun 232006
It’s Friday. I’m lazy. Accordingly, I turn to the unambitious blogger’s favorite crutch, the list:
Five Things I Find Appealing in Members of the Opposite Sex
- Assertiveness–I’m a big fan of women who are confident and unequivocal in both thought and action. That’s probably why I’m a sucker for pop culture content that features strong female characters.
- Intellect–No big surprise for those of you who know me. Smart, bright women get me all hot and bothered.
- Wit–Preferably the dry, obscure kind
- Butt–No, I’m not trying to be crude. However, when you go through the world in a sitting position, certain things are always at eye level and you develop affinities.
- Style–This isn’t about clothes. It’s about having a certain grace and presence that I have difficulty articulating, but I know it when I see it.

At last, a connoisseur, but too too young, and too far far away !
(Do you think you could increase the font size in this comments box, my old eyes struggle and peering ever closer to the screen, I am liable to topple over and break a hip.)