Jul 082006
The Canadian chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving would like to raise your awareness regarding the dangers of drunk driving. Specifically, MADD wants you to know that if you get injured in a drunk driving accident and end up in a wheelchair, your girlfriend will leave you and start making time with some other dude (scroll down to the video labeled “Girlfriend”). This PSA teaches us two important lessons: driving while drunk is bad and people with disabilities are tragic, lonely creatures who will never, ever get any.
Thank you, MADD Canada, for showing me my place in the scheme of things. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to remove my profile from Match.com and spend the rest of the afternoon gazing mournfully out my window at the happy couples on the street below.
Thanks to the BBC Ouch website for the tip.
