Sloth

It’s bad enough that we have to put up with able-bodied scofflaws parking in disability spots.  Now, y’all are starting to appropriate the motorized scooters reserved in shopping malls and parks for people with disabilities because some of you can’t be bothered with the effort of putting one foot in front of the other.  I used to joke with people that I use a wheelchair and a ventilator because I’m incredibly lazy, but I never thought that laziness would become a bona fide justification for using a mobility device. 

 

I swear, when I become President-for-Life of Gimp Island, the illicit use of a publicly available scooter or wheelchair will be an offense punishable by a sixty-day term of exile to the more…untamed…side of the island.