Jul 232003
Thirty years ago today, a hospital in Ulm, Germany was first graced with my presence. That’s right, I’m 50% Old Europe, which probably explains why the current Administration and I don’t get along very well. Going to try to leave work early so I can get home to tend to some important tasks. Namely, opening presents. I didn’t get yours yet. Yes, you, the one sitting at the computer with the guilty look on your face. But I’m sure it’s in the mail.
Right?
I’m so disappointed I didn’t make this list of blogs banned in Iran. Anyone know a mullah to whom I can slip a few bucks? It’d be so cool if I could tell girls I’ve been banned somewhere!
If you really, really want to, I’ll ban you. Then you can say you were “banned in Boston,” which everyone knows is just a codeword for sex. I mean, getting banned by a mullah could be for *anything*!
It would be funny to put up a custom 403 Forbidden page on my site that tells visitors from your site that I don’t accept visitors from The 19th Floor, that horrible den of iniquity…only problem is, I can’t seem to get my .htaccess to work right on my current server…Nuts. Maybe someday.
Happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday!
wsop
There is no society known where a more or less developed criminality is not found under different forms. No people exists whose morality is not daily infringed upon. We must therefore call crime neces