May 112007
Why on earth are you sitting at your computer on a Friday night? Didn’t I tell you that you need to get out more? The Internet will still be here when you get back. I promise. Now, you kids go have fun.
Mark Siegel's Desperate Plea for Attention
I’m at home with a small child. What’s your excuse?
You come babysit our kids, and we’ll be glad to go out, it’s our wedding anniversary! But, no sitter, so we’re eating Lebanese take-out instead.