Fetch!

I spent the evening at my friend Rosie’s house, where I made the acquaintance of Percy, her chocolate lab. Percy, in a demonstration of impeccable character judgment, took an instant liking to me and he eagerly deposited his goopy tennis ball on my lap several times. He seemed a little puzzled when I wouldn’t throw it for him. I considered using my Jedi powers, but I’m actually a little hesitant to do so. Once I start using them, I may not be able to contain myself. Before long, I’d be shooting lightning out my fingertips as a means of disciplining my nurses.