May 272008
The Coen brothers are shooting their next film in Minnesota. This could be my big break. After all, every Coen brothers movie features at least one funny-looking guy. Steve Buscemi. John Turturro. I’m way funnier-looking than either of them. And I’m not picky about the size of my role. I can play Onlooker #2 or Quirky Co-Worker with equal gusto. I’ll even change my name to something less ethnic. Mark Singer. Mark Samuels. Whatever. Just give me a chance!
