Jul 172008
A new version of the Barbie doll is arriving on storeshelves in September. The doll is clad in leather and…fishnet stockings.
I want to go on record as saying I had nothing to do with this idea. As far as I’m concerned, fishnets should only be worn by living, breathing adult women. I don’t appreciate some toy company appropriating my fetish and marketing it to grade-schoolers.

Heh. How many Barbies have you received as ‘gifts’? Again, HEH!