May 042009
On the way home, I passed a little kid and his mother on the sidewalk. I heard the kid say “Mom, what’s wrong with him?” And I thought that was actually a pretty perceptive question. A little self-analysis can be quite healthy so here’s my attempt to articulate a response to the question “What is wrong with me?”
- I’m a terrible procrastinator.
- I own way too many pairs of khaki pants.
- I never read any Milton.
- I can’t seem to get through a day without rolling my eyes at someone at least once.
- I get annoyed when people use “impact” as a
nounverb. - Have you seen the size of my head?
- I use the term “dude” with alarming frequency.
- When I want to relax, I backup my files.
- I can spot the differences between the original and director’s cut of Blade Runner.
- I blog stupid lists when I’m desperate for content.
🙂
Point eight does not appear to be entirely consistent with point one. (Unless of course by “terrible” you mean you are not particular good at procrastinating.)
Okay, the khaki pants I’ll admit is kind of weird. However, doesn’t every blogger eventually resort to a list post when pressed for actual, legitimate content?
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUUDE!!
You sure it’s when people use “impact” as a noun? That’s the proper use. It’s when people use it as a verb that it annoys me. Even Obama does it.
omg!!!
cool list lol – and eh, for a human – a really easy one lol 😀
(hug)