If I’m going to found my own island nation, I’m going to need a flag. Something distinctive that will set it apart from the 193 other flags that are already out there. Something that will instill respect–nay, fear–in the hearts of U.N. General Assembly delegates. Something that will very clearly and elegantly lay out the consequences for illegally occupying a disability parking spot. Something like this:
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It gets the point across, doesn’t it? Nitpickers will probably point out that this was once the flag of the Benin Empire, which faded from the scene in the late 19th century. I’m pretty sure that a flag can’t be copyrighted, so I’m going to appropriate it for my own purposes.
Next step: hire a Project Runway cast-off to make me a badass general’s uniform.
