Oct 162009
You need to go read my friend Allie’s latest post on health care reform, television news, and her crush on Brian Williams. She basically punches mainstream media in the gut for its woeful coverage of the health care debate and then instructs it to get cleaned up and put some clothes on. I’m thinking of taking Allie as my padawan. I will instruct her in the ways of the Wonk. In due time, she will grow more powerful than me until she has a nationally syndicated column and a tenured position at a major university. And then she will strike me down by shooting lightning bolts out of her fingertips. After all, there can be only one.

you’re very nice, you know. if you let me call your hawking grudgematch, I might even throw you a few points. 😉