I’m So Worth It

I’ve been a good boy this year. Well, except for that one time. And there was that other time; I’ve still got the bruises from that one. But still, I made a good effort. My attempts at moral rectitude, while not uniformly successful, are still worthy of reward. Might I suggest:

• Rome: The Complete Series–Because I love me some sexed-up historical melodrama where everyone speaks with a British accent, so you know it has something to do with ancient history. Because it will look so very pretty on my LCD television that I may even start charging myself admission.  
• Boneshaker by Cherie Priest–Because it’s a well-reviewed book that zeppelins, zombies, and characters with names like Leviticus Blue. Because the cover is the very embodiment of steampunk awesomeness.
• Dragon Age: Origins–Because I’m still a fan of old-school role-playing games that take countless hours to finish. Because World of Warcraft doesn’t have brothels. 
• The Walking Dead Compendium Volume 1–Because it’s one thousand pages of apocalyptic zombie action. Because zombies are always entertaining. Because my next girlfriend will see this sitting on my shelf and begin to understand what she’s getting herself into.