For Meritorious Achievement In Fragging

Back when I was younger and far more adorable, I was in a Cub Scout troop for kids with disabilities. I looked quite debonair in my cap and yellow neckerchief, but I can’t remember much about the actual scouting experience. The only vague recollection I have is that of my dad building one of those pinewood cars and both of us being completely bored with the process. If the younger me had grown up in today’s world, he would have taken great satisfaction in earning the merit badge for videogames. Seriously, videogames. It’s only a matter of time before they introduce merit badges for bittorrenting your first porn video and cracking your parents’ banking password.