May 092010
 

Here is my review of IM2 in bullet format:

  • Can Robert McDowney, Jr.’s smugness switch ever be turned off? What he start weeping uncontrollably if it was?
  • Scarlett Johannson is way hotter than she was in Ghost World. It’s like she’s been on a steady diet of hotness over the past several years. 
  • More superhero movies should allow their main characters to fuck shit up in a drunken rage. 
  • I could barely understand a word that Mickey Rourke’s character said and he wasn’t much of a supervillain. But he gets an A in Badass Russian Gulag Tatts.
  • The evil robot drones in the movie bear a suspicious resemblance to my own design.
  • Scarlett Johansson. Damn.

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