May 092010
Here is my review of IM2 in bullet format:
- Can Robert McDowney, Jr.’s smugness switch ever be turned off? What he start weeping uncontrollably if it was?
- Scarlett Johannson is way hotter than she was in Ghost World. It’s like she’s been on a steady diet of hotness over the past several years.
- More superhero movies should allow their main characters to fuck shit up in a drunken rage.
- I could barely understand a word that Mickey Rourke’s character said and he wasn’t much of a supervillain. But he gets an A in Badass Russian Gulag Tatts.
- The evil robot drones in the movie bear a suspicious resemblance to my own design.
- Scarlett Johansson. Damn.

