Sep 172010
I’d love to attend Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity in D.C., but I’m going to heed the theme of moderation and watch the proceedings from home instead of booking a flight and hotel room. Perhaps one of you can bring me back a t-shirt? It sounds like my kind of scene, though. And I bet there will be lots of cute women there who have a thing for short, sarcastic, vaguely Semitic-looking guys with big hair. Perhaps such a momentous event does justify raiding one’s savings account. For the good of the country, of course.
