Jan 212011
The Man is always trying to keep us gimps down. Case in point: a British man can’t use his all-terrain wheelchair on public roads because government officials have classified it as a tank. Little do they know that they will be seeing many more of these “tanks” once the revolution is in full swing. One can only imagine what those dull bureaucrats will think of the giant robots we’re currently constructing at an undisclosed location in the British countryside. They are most certainly not street legal. Admittedly, we should have been more discrete about showing off our military hardware, but we didn’t think anyone would actually figure out their true purpose.
I must speak to my minions. It may be time to accelerate our plans.
