Apr 012011
I was going to write something about how I have to cut this post short because a trio of beautiful women in fishnets and very little else are waiting for me in the other room, but my readers are much too clever for easy April Fool’s jokes and as such they’re beneath both you and me. If you want such chicanery, Google has you covered.
Besides, my, um, friends aren’t scheduled to show up until next weekend.
