May 122011
 

Mike Huckabee, potential presidential candidate and defender of national wholesomeness, is concerned that our kids are learning American history all wrong. Rather than learning that America is the bestest country ever, our youth are being taught that America has sometimes exhibited questionable judgment and poor impulse control. Huckabee’s counterweight to all those ponytailed hippies teaching history: cartoons about time travel! Kids will understand the true significance of the Reagan Revolution after watching it through the eyes of a bunch of time-traveling Young Republicans.

I feel deep pity for kids trapped with the kind of parents who would order this stuff. If the preview is any indication, even the animation is laughably awful. As for the content, it’s the standard Reagan=Jesus propaganda that conservatives can never seem to get enough of. I’m pretty sure the hippie history teacher has nothing to worry about. Unless Huckabee becomes president.

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