May 202011
For those of you making last-minute preparations in advance of tomorrow’s apocalypse, best wishes and bon voyage. Things won’t be the same around here without you. I’m not sure if they have e-mail or Facebook where you’re going, but try to stay in touch. And it’s cool if I throw a pool party at your house tomorrow night, right? I mean, it’s not like you’ll be coming back. Don’t worry; we’ll keep the orgy participants in the living room and we’ll put plastic over everything. We may be godless heathens, but we’re also good neighbors.
