Jun 022011
Michelle Bachmann, Minnesota’s most regrettable contribution to the American body politic, appears poised to run for president. I’m beginning to harbor a morbid hope that Sarah Palin enters the race just so I can watch these two battle each other for the hearts and minds of this country’s paranoid fringe. Bachmann alone is sure to utter some nonsense that will be epic in its lunacy; one can only imagine the absurdity that will ensue if she and Palin become opponents. The possibility makes me giddy. Of course, that giddiness will quickly dissipate on the day I wake up to a Palin-Bachmann Inauguration Day and I’m hauled in for questioning by the local militia.
I doubt even a talented writer could prepare a script as amazing as an actual Bachmann-Palin debate. The British must be warned!