Jun 102011
I figure this weekend is a good time to draft a list of expenses that are nice or necessary during a potential stint of unemployment.
- Housekeeper: Nice. My nurses will probably do some cleaning if I ask politely.
- Broadband Internet: Necessary. Very extremely necessary. What else will I do while I’m laid off? Go outside? Please.
- Cable TV: Nice. You see, there’s this thing called Usenet…
- Mortgage: Necessary. I haven’t missed a payment yet and my credit score shows it.
- My, er, Masseuse: Quite nice. Especially when she does that thing where she–well, never mind. But sacrifices must be made.
My next step is to figure out some temporary gigs to earn a semblance of an income.
