Dec 152011
 

One of the benefits of working for the state for nearly a decade is that I’ve accumulated quite a bit of vacation time; enough to afford me a two-week holiday that begins now. I’m still trying to figure out what I’ll do with myself, but I have a few ideas:

  • Create a Wikipedia entry titled “Fishnets”
  • Make some quick cash by writing term papers for procrastinating high school students. 
  • Find creative ways to exceed my 250GB monthly bandwidth cap. Fishnets may be involved. 
  • Camp out in a busy skyway, instruct my nurse to hold a sprig of mistletoe over my head, and see what happens. 
  • Play WoW for 24 hours straight while subsisting on nothing but Red Bull and Junior Mints. 
  • Blog about how few of those goals I actually accomplished during my vacation.

  2 Responses to “Out Of Office”

  1. Would the 4th idea involve fishnets as well?

  2. hmm…. can you write term papers *about* fishnets? that would accomplish two goals at the same time 🙂
    hehe. this blog is awesome.

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