Jan 052012
In a recent interview, Stephen Hawking revealed that he thinks about women more than particle physics or multiple universes. This is excellent news. When the time finally comes for our zero-gravity deathmatch, I’ll plant several beautiful, scantily-clad women in ringside seats (exactly how I’ll shuttle up several women to the International Space Station is a detail to be addressed). Their charms are sure to distract him sufficiently for me to put him down in the first round. I just need to make sure none of them wear fishnets or the whole thing will backfire.
