Dec 262003
Man, I love cheese and crackers. More specifically, I love Ritz crackers with Merkt’s cheese spread, the cheddar kind. Being from Wisconsin, I’m a bit of a cheese snob and I haven’t found a spreadable cheese product that beats Merkt’s for that salty-tangy bite. Anyway, I’ve eaten a lot of cheese and crackers in the past few days. Maybe I’m bulking up for winter, like a bear preparing for hibernation. My cholesterol has probably jumped ten points in the last week alone. Between that and mint-flavored Christmas M&M’s I’ve been munching on, I’m gonna be one fat-ass cripple by year’s end. Think Gimli-the-dwarf fat. Only in a wheelchair. And without a beard.
