Any Given Sunday

I will never say anything derogatory about the Arizona Cardinals or their fans ever again. For my beloved Packers to make the playoffs, the Minnesota Vikings had to lose to the Cardinals. An unlikely scenario at best. But somehow, the Cardinals pulled it off in the last seconds of the game. In all my years of watching football, I don’t remember a more unlikely finish. Right now, Vikings fans all across Minnesota are plotting elaborate revenge scenarios against the referees who ruled that the Cardinals receiver was forced out of bounds. The universe is a strange and quirky place.
I just watched Michael Jackson being interviewed on 60 Minutes. My favorite part: when he turned to his nurse/aide/whatever and whined in his best man-bitch tone “What time is it? I’m hurting.” My nurse and I must have laughed our asses off for the next ten minutes. I think that’s how I’ll start speaking to my staff.