Dear Supremes,
Can you please just issue a ruling on health care reform already? I’m wasting far too much time reading opinion pieces speculating on how you might rule and what it will all mean for the election, the Democrats, the Republicans, the health care system, the country, and possibly even the fabric of reality itself. I should be enjoying my summer, not obsessing over the import of comments made by one of your brethren at some lecture. Seriously, just do what you’re gonna do so I can get my back to my typical evening routine: check e-mail, check social networks and RSS feeds, blog, scour Internet for new fishnet-themed erotica with a single-minded drive usually reserved for overcaffeinated grad students pulling an all-nighter in the library.
Sincerely,
Me
