My plane tickets arrived in the mail today. It made my trip suddenly feel a bit more real. But goddamn, why is it so expensive to rent an accessible van? A hundred bucks a day! For that much, it better come with a DVD player and a frickin’ jacuzzi in the back. By the way, what’s the deal with watching porn in the car? As if people weren’t distracted enough while driving by cellphones, eating, doing their makeup, etc. Now I have to watch out for the sexually frustrated middle-aged guy in his fully-accessorized Hummer who can’t watch his Asia Carrera movies at home because his wife might find them.
Ugh. What do I do at work all day? Write on the computer. What do I do when I get home? Write some more. Excuse me while I restore feeling to my wrist.
Tennessee came dangerously clode to being among the first states to outlaw rolling porno after a state senator’s wife saw something she thought untoward whilst coming home from Church one Wednesday night.
I would call it surprising except to say that Tennessee is the same state who is trying to argue that it is constitutionally protected from having to install elevators in two of its more backwater county court houses on the heels of cases brought by a) a court reporter who uses a wheelchair and is unable to work at this particular courthouse because the court itself is on the second floor and b) a man who was late to his court appearance and held in contempt and fined because no one in the courthouse would move him and his chair up the stairs, forcing him to crawl up the stairs to the court.
We live in a beautiful state run by complete idiots.
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