Sep 262013
 

A young Turk in Detroit has assembled a homemade mind-controlled flamethrower.

This is pretty much the best news I’ve heard all year. I must contact this young man and persuade him to become one of my henchmen. I’ll even offer to put him in charge of the rest of the henchmen, contingent upon me actually recruiting other henchmen.

Now, someone help me steeple my fingers so that I can do a proper evil laugh.

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