My new voicemail greeting is cooler than yours.
I gave money to LeVar Burton’s Reading Rainbow Kickstarter last summer and received a personalized voicemail greeting as a reward. This is likely going to confuse telemarketers and my parents, but I don’t care because OMG LEVAR BURTON FROM STAR TREK IS SAYING MY NAME!!!!!
Now, how much cash do I have to shell out for Gillian Anderson to have dinner with me?