Jul 272005
My friend Missy recently introduced me to Dooce, a riotously funny blog written by Heather, a recovering Mormon and new mother. This is what she had to say about this billboard, a combination publicity stunt/semi-desperate dating plea that a friend found along a Utah highway:
It’s as if he has, “I will fuck you so hard on our wedding night that you will bear four blonde children within the year,” written all over him, and believe me, that is every BYU coed’s ambition. To get them one of those.
She’s hilarious. And she’s married to a geek. Which gives me hope that someday I’ll find a cute, sarcastic, foul-mouthed, recovering Mormon of my very own someday.
