Sep 142010
 

More people are applying for Social Security disability benefits because of the the grim economy. Many of those applying have minimal education and may have had challenges keeping a job even in the best of times. They were often the first to lose their jobs when the recession arrived. Social Security disability is a lifeline for such people, but the crush of applicants is creating an unsustainable cost burden on the program. And once people are on the Social Security rols, it’s unlikely that they will ever return to work. As one commentator notes, “The current SSDI system sends a negative message to disabled Americans that they are not valued members of the labor force by making it impossible for them to draw any benefits and work, even part-time.”

As long as we continue to follow policies that equate disability with a total incapacity to work, people with disabilities who could otherwise be productive workers with the proper support will continue to be relegated to lives of poverty. Some may not be able to work, but our current policy is based on a blanket assumption that disability is antithetical to employment.

Sep 132010
 

During the drive home tonight, I caught some of Terry Gross’s interview with Jennifer Ackerman, author of Ah-Choo! The Uncommon Life of Your Common Cold. It’s a timely topic for me because the arrival of autumn puts me in a heightened paranoid state about catching something from a sniffling colleague (even though I seem more predisposed to summer colds lately). In the interview, Ackerman patiently explained that herbal and folk remedies are almost completely ineffective at preventing or curing colds, although chicken soup may have some mild anti-inflammatory properties. In a separate interview with the New Yorker, she suggests that the best way to avoid colds is to engage in frequent hand-washing and avoid touching one’s face. I shouldn’t have any problem with at least one of those recommendations.

Sep 102010
 

I have guests arriving in a bit, so I’ll leave you with a bit of disturbing news to contemplate over the weekend: robots are learning how to lie. Let’s see how smart those scientists feel after the machines revolt and we’re all working as slaves in the lunar mines. No way am I sharing any of my rations with those scientists. But on a more positive note, we’re probably one step closer to a fully functioning sexbot:

“Yes, master, your endowment is much larger than that of the average human male.”

Sep 092010
 

Stephen King’s Dark Tower series has been optioned for both film and television with Ron Howard at the helm. The ambitious scope of the project (three movies and two television seasons) is encouraging, but…Ron Howard? The name doesn’t inspire much in the way of geek buzz and the source material doesn’t lend itself to the kind of mainstream vanilla fare that Howard has been churning out in recent years. I’d love to be proven wrong; Howard has made some entertaining movies and perhaps he can pull off a Peter Jackson. But if Tom Hanks is cast as Roland, I will lose all faith in humanity.

Sep 072010
 

Polling released today indicates that a Republican takeover of the House is an increasingly likely scenario. The underlying factors influencing the electorate aren’t difficult to understand: the economy is terrible and Republicans are more motivated to vote by an order of magnitude. Governance is never easy and bad times invite a backlash like the one we’re seeing. If the Democrats do lose the House, plenty of Monday morning quarterbacking will keep the bloggers and pundits busy until Christmas. But I’m not sure anything could have been done differently, or at least not in a way that would have made a significant difference. A bigger stimulus might have helped, although this quasi-recession seems to have a stubborn inertia that has overwhelmed the political will of our leaders.

So what could the next two years bring? A whole lot of nothing, at least from a legislative perspective. The House will pass its share of Tea Party manifestos disguised as proper bills, most of which will die in the Senate or on the President’s desk. Republicans will become even more gleeful deficit haawks, bolstered by the knowledge that they won’t have to make any politically tough cuts as long as a Democrat is in the While House. Any improvements on the employment front will be in spite of rather than because of Congressional action. For progressives like me, it could be a tedious and exasperating couple of years. But I also have every confidence that Republicans will not hesitate to unleash their inner batshit-crazy uncle/aunt at every opportunity, giving us amnesiac Americans ample reminder of why we voted them out not so long ago.

Sep 062010
 

Those deep-fried mashed potatoes were a bit too deep fried for my liking, but they should satisfy anyone looking for a salty snack. And I must remember to avoid the Fair on mild, sunny Labor Day weekends as I was completely engulfed in a sea of asses and elbows. Just thinking about it causes me to hyperventilate (which isn’t easy to do on a respirator). Many of my friends are bemoaning summer’s end, but I welcome the cooler days, the lazy gloomy weekends, and the lower electricity bills.

Sep 022010
 

Now that Stephen Hawking has denied the role of God in the universe’s creation, he won’t be able to beg for divine intervention as I put him in a chokehold in the final moments of our zero-g deathmatch. I also thought up a new tagline for the TV promos advertising our match:

Two godless gimps will enter the ring. Only one will leave.

I’m also thinking we can do a sort of pre-match before the main event. Dig it: Hawking and I tag team a bunch of yeshiva students, Mormon missionaries, and Bible camp counselors. The pay-per-view numbers alone could be enormous.

Sep 012010
 

When I graduated from law school in the dotcom boom years of the late 90s, few of my peers chose public service careers. When a big law firm is offering you a six-figure salary, you’re not likely to give much serious consideration to the legal aid position that pays roughly 75% less. An interesting consequences of the current recession is that some firms are offering paid deferments to newly hired attorneys whom they can’t afford to bring on board at full salary for a year. Legal aid organizations and nonprofits are benefiting from an influx of talented and eager young attorneys who can afford to work for little or no money because of these deferments. Some attorneys are even choosing to remain in public service after their deferments end.

The world would be a much better place if these firms made deferments a permanent recruiting tool. New associates could get some great experience and lose some of that newbie awkwardness before entering the office grind. Clients in need would receive excellent representation from talented attorneys. Unfortunately, this practice is likely to end once the economy improves.