Jan 142010
 

Can a geek also be a player? A quick scan of the recent coverage surrounding Peter Orszag’s mini-scandal, the answer is “yes”. Orszag is director of the White House Office of Management and Budget. He also dates assorted hot women, fathers children with them, breaks up with them, and then gets engaged to a different but equally hot woman.  Join Stewart breaks it down for us:

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Who knew that bureaucrats could be such ladykillers? Clearly, I’m not living up to my potential. Maybe a new pair of glasses and a haircut that can slice glass would improve my chances.

Jan 122010
 

The health care bill continues its slow march towards final passage as House and Senate Democrats work on negotiating a compromise bill. But even now, with the finish line so tantalizingly close, a special election in Massachusetts (of all places) could throw a monkey wrench in the whole works. Next Tuesday, Massachusetts voters will elect a senator to fill Edward Kennedy’s seat. Of course, Massachusetts is as blue as a naked Na’vi taking a quick dip in Lake Superior, but the political climate is such that even Massachusetts Democratic candidate Martha Coakley is facing a tough crowd. Polls are all over the place and it’s conceivable that the Republican candidate could win, thus taking away the Democrats’ filibuster-proof majority.

In such a scenario, the House could still pass the Senate version of the bill and be done with the process. But that solution is far from ideal. The Senate bill could stand a lot of improving and that can only happen if the House and Senate negotiate.

This was never going to be easy. I’m reasonably confident Coakley will win, but much is at stake and it would be a horrible shame if Kennedy’s successor killed his dream of making health care more accessible and affordable.

Jan 112010
 

If Comcast does end up buying NBC, can it stick Jay Leno on some low-rent cable channel where he can fulfill the remainder of his contract delivering cheap yuks to the same people who think eating out at Applebee’s is a fine dining experience? Poor Conan. He should have bailed on the network as it became apparent that Leno would never retire and that NBC would never say “no” to him. Perhaps Fox will steal him away and give him a forum where he can be true to his inner Ivy League dork. But he’ll still have a hard time tearing me away from Craig Ferguson and his puppets.

Jan 102010
 

The Times is the king of fun and interesting infographics that use web technologies to great effect. The latest example is a comparison of Netflix rental patterns across metropolitan areas including the Twin Cities. The maps reveal interesting demographic divides in terms of taste in movies. For example, Paul Blart: Mall Cop was huge in the exurbs but was completely ignored in the urban core. Rachel Getting Married did pretty well in Minneapolis-St. Paul but got less love in the suburbs. Somewhat surprisingly, biopic Milk was pretty popular across the entire metropolitan region except for the far northern and southern fringes. And everyone wanted to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Jan 092010
 

The BBC continues to demonstrate that it’s way ahead of the States when it comes to including people with disabilities in mainstream programming. It’s latest effort is Dancing on Wheels, a dance competition modeled after other reality shows like So You Think You Can Dance except that the pairings include one partner in a wheelchair and one partner who is able-bodied. The winners will represent the U.K. at the wheelchair Dance Sport European Championship competition.

The BBC website won’t let me play the trailer because it considers me a dirty foreigner, but the photo of the contestants is tastefully glitzy. And check out the biceps on the woman sitting in the dude’s lap. Yikes. Let’s hope her partner doesn’t break easily.

I’m not a big fan of dance shows, but I might check this out once it makes its way to BBC America or, ahem, other distribution channels.

Jan 082010
 

Your assignment for the weekend: download Uptime and Downtime, The Kleptones’ latest two latest collections of mashups. I’ve been a fan of The Kleptones’ sonic alchemy ever since A Night at the Hip-Hopera and their latest offerings contain some surprising combinations that somehow work. Like Aretha Franklin and Metallica, Genesis and M.I.A., and Nirvana and Blur. Some may still argue that mashups are nothing more than novelties, but I find the best ones to be elegant deconstructions of disparate musical styles.

Jan 072010
 

Film critic Roger Ebert writes about not eating or drinking via mouth any longer as a result of thyroid cancer. He writes that he doesn’t really miss food itself, but he does miss the social experience of dining with others (Ebert’s illness left him without the ability to speak as well):

So that’s what’s sad about not eating. The loss of dining, not the loss of food. It may be personal, but for, unless I’m alone, it doesn’t involve dinner if it doesn’t involve talking. The food and drink I can do without easily. The jokes, gossip, laughs, arguments and shared memories I miss.

Ebert also observes that he saves a lot of time by not eating and that certainly mirrors my own experience. As a kid, I always was the last one at the dinner table because it took me an hour to eat a third of whatever was on my plate. I don’t miss those days.

I’ve mentioned that I can still eat and drink in small quantities, but weeks can pass between such occasions without me really noticing. I still have “lunch” with friends, which usually involves them eating while I go into great detail about all the salacious details of my life that don’t make it into this blog. It never really occurs to me to envy them as they enjoy their food. But I do sometimes imagine the things I would eat if I had a fully functional jaw and swallow. Like a deep dish pizza with plenty of sausage and green olives. Or a braunschweiger sandwich with lots of mustard.

Jan 062010
 

The big Consumer Electronics Show gets underway tomorrow and the likes of Sony and Toshiba are hard at work trying to convince me that my brand new LCD TV is already an aging relic and that the future of home entertainment is 3-D. I remain unpersuaded. I’m still trying to decide if I can distinguish between the image quality of a Blu-Ray disc versus a standard DVD, so it’s probably premature for electronics manufacturers to convince me that I need to put on a pair of silly-looking glasses to watch an episode of Lost (or whatever the next geek soap is). I’m sure the effect is cool, but childhood memories of those flimsy cardboard red-and-blue 3-D glasses and their disappointing results have made me instinctively suspicious of any claims regarding 3-D’s awesome factor. And no, I haven’t yet seen Avatar in 3-D, so I might still be converted into a true believer. Even so, I’m quite happy with the old-school world of 2-D entertainment.

However, I desperately want Apple’s tablet computer even though I’m not totally sure what it does, how it works, or whether it even exists. My resistance to the hype machine is somewhat hit-and-miss.

Jan 052010
 

Dear Professor Hawking:

Felicitations and Happy New Year! I trust this message finds you in good spirits and I hope you had a pleasant holiday season. Did you receive the iTunes gift card I sent you? I know what a big Shakira fan you are.

I’m writing to suggest a slight format change for our forthcoming zero-g deathmatch (btw, how does next New Year’s Eve work for you? The promoter is bugging me to get something on the calendar.). Two words: chess boxing. It’s all the rage right now. The rules are simple. Six rounds of chess alternated with five rounds of boxing. The winner is decided by checkmate or knockout.

I have a feeling that you’re the better chess player, but I’m reasonably certain I can give you a concussion by the fourth round, thus putting us on more equal footing at the chess board. Plus, it opens up a whole new world of merchandising possibilities. Commemorative chess sets, boards, the works.

Let me know what you think. In the meantime, I’ll be brushing up on my King’s Gambit.