Apr 142009
 

Minneapolis, like any urban center, has its share of blight. These days, the North Side is considered the sketchy part of town. But a few decades ago, Minneapolis’ skid row was located near downtown, only a few blocks from my home. A locally produced documentary that aired on public television ten or twenty years ago includes amazingly candid footage of Washington Avenue’s denizens circa 1960. Back then, Washington Avenue was a much different place–bars and flophouses lined the street and drunken railroad workers horsed around on the sidewalk and in the alleys. The film’s narrator, a former bar owner who calls himself Johnny Rex, expresses a great deal of affection for these skid row inhabitants and doesn’t dwell much on the part he played in feeding their habits.

The forces of gentrification and time have erased most signs that these places ever existed. Washington Avenue is now lined with condos and coffehouses. And it will probably be completely transformed again in another fifty years’ time.

Thanks to BoingBoing for the tip.

Apr 132009
 

Are you a policy wonk with dreams of fortune and glory? Have you been feverishly working on a brilliant plan to restructure the American health care system? If you answered “yes” to both questions, then you could find yourself on the receiving end of a $10 million prize, courtesy of the X-Prize Foundation and health insurer Wellpoint. The X Prize Foundation previously handed out a $10 million dollar prize to a group of engineers and entrepreneurs who achieved the first privately funded spaceflight.

Like the Economix blogger who first posted this story, I’m not sure what kind of incentive this prize is supposed to provide. Fixing health care isn’t an engineering problem. Plenty of ideas have been put forth; the problem is one of persuasion. Plenty of vested interests, including Wellpoint, stand to lose something if health care reform passes and it’s going to take a whole lot of people making a whole lot of phone calls and writing a whole lot of e-mails to convince Congress to muster the political will to stand up to those interests. I don’t think they hand out prizes for that kind of grunt work.

Apr 122009
 

When it comes to achieving full employment of people with disabilities who want to work, the United States still has a long way to go. But things are much grimmer in places like Argentina, where one in three people with disabilities have not even completed elementary and concepts like “reasonable accommodation” are unheard of.

The author of the report states that job opportunities for people with disabilities in Argentina will only improve once they don’t have to “generate  profits” for others. I’m not sure that’s right. Rather, activists and advocates need to help employers understand that people with disabilities can be as productive as able-bodied employees and can usually be accommodated at minimal expense. It requires some employers to be willing to serve as trendsetters and hire people with disabilities, thus demonstrating to everyone else that this is a win-win proposition for the employer and employee.

Apr 112009
 

How do you make a theater full of geeks collectively swoon? Lure them into the theater with the promise of showing them a restored print of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Fake technical problems with the movie and then bring Leonard Nimoy onstage to announce that he’s brought a copy of the new Star Trek movie to screen for the audience. That’s what happened at a theater in Austin, Texas earlier this week and the subsequent reviews have been overwhelmingly positive. J.J. Abrams, the director of the new Trek, better start getting measured for his pedestal because he’s about to join Joss Whedon in the pantheon of geek gods. And I’m beginning to suspect that this might be one of the rare movies I see more than once on the big screen.

Apr 102009
 

“Do you think I need a lawyer?”

People ask me that question regularly and I usually give the standard answer they teach us in law school: “It depends.” Not every legal issue requires an attorney’s advice. When I clerked for a judge in Hennepin County, I saw plenty of people appear before the court pro se. Sometimes, people can represent themselves just fine. But in many cases, people would have been better served by having a lawyer at their side. But lawyers can be expensive and, as the Times points out, the recession is forcing more people to represent themselves whether they want to or not.

The judge for whom I clerked did his best to guide pro se parties through the hearing process and to ensure that they don’t get ambushed by opposing counsel. But judges aren’t advocates; I can remember the pained expression on my judges’s face as we watched a confused and sometimes terrified pro se individual struggle to present his or her side of the case. My own rule of thumb: if the other side is represented by counsel, do whatever you can to obtain representation.

Apr 092009
 

I don’t take a lunch break, at least not in the traditional sense. After all, it only takes me a few minutes to pour a can of Osmolite down my g-tube. But I do indulge in a couple websurfing breaks during the day to check e-mail and scan a few news articles. And if the latest research is to be believed, my surfing is making me a more productive worker. I can focus on a task for a good amount of time, but when I notice that my mind is beginning to wander, a quick visit to Google Reader perks me right up. And a perky brain is better at catching drafting errors in legislative bills.

Apr 082009
 

This week’s run of Doonesbury features a charming but clear-eyed take on disability and dating. Alex, the comic strip’s resident overachieving and slightly awkward Gen-Y’er, pays a visit to Toggle, a boy she met on Facebook. Toggle also happens to have a traumatic brain injury that he acquired while serving in Iraq. So far, the two of them seem to be hitting it off nicely.

Trudeau has addressed disability issues previously (longtime readers might recall B.D. becoming an amputee while also serving in Iraq) and has done so with wit and a light touch. And in Toggle I see a kindred spirit: a guy who speaks slowly and digs geeky women. Perhaps I should start spending more time on Facebook.

Apr 072009
 

Beginning today, iTunes is implementing a new variable pricing scheme for music. After years of pricing every song at 99 cents, Apple will now charge $1.29, 99 cents, or 69 cents per track depending on its popularity. My musical tastes tend to favor the midlisters over the new hotness, so this change probably won’t affect me much. And I doubt many Lady GaGa fans will be dissuaded from buying her songs because of a thirty-cent price bump. The record labels are hoping this move will give a boost to their balance sheets, but I’m dubious. Pop music is such a fragmented industry these days; even big acts like Coldplay will never sell the ridiculous amount of records that a Michael Jackson or Pink Floyd sold in their heyday.

This kind of price variability might actually signal that the digital music market is maturing. After all, we don’t expect to go into a bookstore and expect to buy any book for $5.

Apr 062009
 

Michelle Bachmann, our representative from the strange and distant lands of the northern Twin Cities suburbs, is doing her darndest to hold her own in the GOP’s current auditions for its new reality series: Paranoid Island. She sees the recent passage of the Edward Kennedy Serve America Act, which expands Americorps, as a precursor to re-education camps for the nation’s gullible youth. Here’s Bachmann in her own words:

I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically-correct forums.

A decade ago, I was an Americorps volunteer for a year. In return for matching law students with pro bono opportunities, I received a monthly stipend that most people would consider a few days’ wages. I don’t remember any forced bus ride to a camp deep in the wilderness where they dressed us up in camo and blasted Clinton speeches over the loudspeakers.

Look, I’m willing to admit that many on the left said some irresponsibly daft things during the Bush years. He was no Hitler and he was not the figurehead of a shadow theocracy. But the pervasiveness of hysterical conspiracy theories like Bachmann’s among much of the conservative base is something to behold. It’s as if Obama’s election gave them permission to revel in their wildest apocalyptic fantasies; the kind fueled by too many late-night viewings of old X-Files episodes. I keep waiting for someone to launch into a rant about the black helicopters kept hidden in secret U.N. bases in Canada.

There are plenty of things to worry about in this world. But when elected officials start espousing delusional drivel, it cheapens both them and us.

Apr 052009
 

If I had been born to prehistoric parents, would I have been abandoned in some remote corner of the forest as soon as my disability became evident? Maybe not. Researchers recently unearthed the 500,000-year-old skull of a child who likely had craniosynotosis, a congenital disability that causes pieces of the skull to prematurely fuse and leads to significant cognitive disabilities. The size of the skull indicates that child lived to at least age five and possibly longer, which means that his parents and other tribe members devoted themselves to his care despite his disability.

I like to think that, under similar circumstances, I would have lived long enough to become the tribe’s resident storyteller and dispenser of sage advice. I might have even had a shot at the chief’s daughter after composing an epic poem of grunts and whistles for her while sitting around the campfire.