Jan 292007
 

Blue, Gimpy Mumpy, and me are the Three Amigos of Minnesota-based disability blogging (think of me as a younger, less snide Steve Martin). Alas, Mumpy has decided to hang up her sombrero and call it quits. One of her primary reasons for putting the kabosh on her blog is the loss of her anonymity. I can somewhat relate. On occasion, I find myself meeting someone new who tells me that they have read much of my blog. At times like that, I feel at a distinct disadvantage; this person knows a great deal about me and I usually know almost nothing about him or her. Then again, it was my decision to associate my real name (and likeness) with this blog. And as I’ve said before, I maintain another blog–safely shrouded in anonymity–for the purposes of detailing my many, many sexual conquests and run-ins with the law.

So long, GM. We’ll miss you.

Jan 282007
 

I’m hosting a disability carnival in a few weeks on disability and employment, so this article concerning the challenges facing attorneys with disabilities in landing jobs with big firms is timely. The article seems to be making the point that attorneys with visible disabilities have a much more difficult time getting jobs with firms than attorneys with invisible disabilities, but few attorneys with any type of disability are even applying for jobs with the big firms.

This observation is consistent with my own experiences and those of my colleagues. I can’t think of one attorney with a disability in my professional circle who works for a firm. I’ve never interviewed with a firm. Besides having almost zero interest in the majority of work that firms do (I’d rather be punched repeatedly in the face than do estate planning or complex business litigation), I have had the impression since law school that firms aren’t terribly accommodating to those of us with disabilities. I could be mistaken, but the culture of big firms seems to thrive on an atmosphere of buttoned-down homogeneity that doesn’t cope well with individual differences.

Of course, attorneys with disabilities who are interested in big-firm life should have the same opportunities to access those employment opportunities as anyone else. But I don’t think you’re going to see significant numbers of attorneys with disabilities in large firms until there’s a fundamental shift in hiring practices and work culture. Unfortunately, I think those changes will take a long time in coming.

Thanks to Blue for pointing me to this article.

Jan 272007
 

I read this book when I was in college and decided to see how I’d react to it some fifteen years later. Ender’s Game follows Ender Wiggin, a child prodigy who is selected to undergo training at the Battle School, an elite academy created by a precariously united Earth to train soldiers to fight an alien race known as the buggers. We watch Ender undergo a grueling transformation from little boy to child soldier, a journey that is shaped by Ender’s conflicting capacities for both empathy and brutal violence.

Whatever I think of Card’s homophobic rantings, I can’t deny his ability to write compelling characters. In college, I identified strongly with Ender because he reminded me of myself; a brainy kid who was something of a social outcast. But I now realize that Card was careful not to make Ender too sympathetic. He has some deep flaws that I found much more disquieting on this rereading.

The other aspects of the story still hold up well, although I’m surprised that my younger self didn’t see the resolution coming from a mile away. You’ll have to read it yourself to see what I mean.

Next up is Sam Harris’ The End of Faith.

Jan 262007
 

For those of you wondering about the status of the pending complaint against me regarding my flagrant violations of my building’s no-visiting-pets rule, it would seem I dodged a bullet. The Board stayed the fine pending no further violations. I like to think their leniency was due in part to the exceedingly civil and reasonable letter I wrote to the Board in my own defense. I guess I did learn something in law school. If I’m ever charged with some white-collar crime, I’m confident I can gently persuade the judge to let me off with a fine and community service.

Jan 242007
 

I’m beginning to give some serious thought to making a trip to this year’s Coachella Music Festival. The only thing that gives me pause is the ancillary costs. In addition to the cost of a concert pass for me and one person, there’s also airfare, lodging, and renting an accessible van to get to and from the concert site. It’s conceivable that a trip like this could total a couple grand. Yeesh. I need to start writing term papers for spoiled, affluent college students to pull in some quick cash for the vacation fund.

But then again, I think I’ve earned a brief holiday. The demonstration program that I help coordinate just signed up its first enrollee. Why not celebrate my professional accomplishments with a little rockin’ out?

Jan 232007
 

My predictions regarding tonight’s State of the Union address:

  • The president will vigorously assert that victory in Iraq is still possible, even though evidence suggests that the situation there is abysmally bleak
  • The president will natter on about modest health care reform, even as states take the initiative in providing universal health care
  • The president will natter on about token efforts to reduce greenhouse gases, even though major corporations are pushing for much more to be done
  • The president will not mention Hurricane Katrina, even though New Orleans is nowhere close to being reconstructed.
  • 29% of the audience watching tonight’s broadcast will be nodding in approval, provoking intense feelings of shame in their friends and families.
Jan 222007
 

My seating insert, which supports my upper body when I’m in my chair, hasn’t felt quite right the last couple days and today I figured out the cause. Somehow, a large tear developed in the foam in the upper portion and it isn’t quite conforming to my body as it should. It’s still usable, but I’m going to need to get this fixed soon. Complicating matters is the fact that the seating clinic which last worked on me closed its doors a few years ago, so I’ll have to try to get in as a new patient at one of the few other places that do customized seating. And it’s not like I have a spare, so here’s hoping the thing doesn’t disintegrate further before I can get seen.

I suppose things could be worse. At least it’s not me that’s falling apart.

Jan 212007
 

I don’t pay much attention to sports these days, particularly football. Ever since the Packers began their gradual slide into suckiness, I haven’t bothered to keep track of the goings-on in the NFL. That said, I would watch a Superbowl that featured the Bears and Colts. Even I realize that Peyton Manning is overdue for an appearance in this ultimate form of American gladiatorial combat. And even though Packers and Bears fan have a longstanding bloodfeud that rivals anything in Shakespeare, I’d rather see the NFC North represented in the big game than not. Best of luck to both teams as they play today.

Jan 202007
 

I’m noticing that it is becoming more acceptable in the business world for men to go sans necktie. The custom of wearing a piece of cloth around one’s neck to signify formality probably has centuries-old roots, but it’s rather silly on the face of it, don’t you think? I frequently wear ties (something of a challenge when one has a tracheotomy) and I wouldn’t shed any tears if this particular fashion practice faded into oblivion. But I’m not a huge fan of jackets and blazers. They usually feel bulky and they don’t seem to fit me very well. Perhaps I need to find a gimp-friendly tailor.