D&D is thirty years old. And I’m still waiting for someone to invite me to a game. I didn’t have any geek friends growing up and I never got to play a Chaotic Good mage from the Southlands who sits on a magical, floating Throne of Magnanimity that gives me +4 Charisma. I need to ingratiate myself to a local dungeon master so I can fulfill this lifelong dream.
Check out these wheelchair rugby players. Ouch. I hope these guys don’t have sensation in their legs because it looks like it would hurt like hell. You would need a pit crew just to keep your chair functional through the whole game. It doesn’t look like they allow power chairs, though. Too bad. I could kick some serious ass.
Cops are going around Orlando, Florida and are questioning elderly African-Americans voters, frightening many elderly volunteers and chilling GOTV efforts in the area. There may be more to the story, but it smells awfully fishy. It’s nice to see some of the polls showing Kerry ahead, but it’s stuff like this that brings out the conspiracy theorist in me. One thing that will make me feel better is if monitors from the Kerry campaign are in every polling place in Florida come Election Day.
This WaPo article describes how the number of federal employees with disabilities has fallen by 20% over the last decade. Some experts are positing that this decline can be attributed to more people with disabilities going into the private sector. I’m not so sure. The feds have never done a good job of pitching employment opportunities to the disability community. They need to make the application process more streamlined and welcoming to people with disabilities. They also need to do a better job of spreading the word that the federal government is actively seeking workers with disabilities. The feds have always been a standard-bearer in the employment of people with disabilities. Maybe this report will prompt them to try a little harder.
I took a second look at the Edwards pictures after one of you complimented my moustache. I really must check myself in the mirror more often. Facial hair of any kind bugs the hell out of me. A couple years ago, I had the chicken pox and I couldn’t shave for three or four weeks. It was awful. I looked like a yeshiva school dropout. My problem is that my five o’clock shadow is more like a three o’clock shadow. Note to self: start carrying a razor with you for those evening engagements.
NPR has a story about a summer camp for kids with Asperger’s Syndrome. Asperger’s is a mild form of autism that is usually characterized by high intelligence and a minimal ability to recognize social cues. The camp is supposed to teach these kids how to socialize and “fit in.” Listening to this, I started wondering if this was a subtle effort at encouraging conformity to a set of social norms, whatever those are. I can sympathize with a parent’s desire to have their kids spared the teasing and ostracism that frequently accompanies being “different.” Yet I don’t necessarily think we should discourage these kids from expressing their true personalities, either. A lot of Asperger’s kids grow up to be brilliant thinkers with unique insights on the world around them. We should be nurturing that kind of growth and reminding these that while it’s important to recognize the thoughts and feelings of others, it’s also okay to be a little different.
Today’s Sunday NYT has an analysis of my home state, Wisconsin, and how it might behave in the upcoming election. Wisconsin and Minnesota are politically similar; a weird dichotomy between old-school progressivism and reactionary conservatism. If I had to make a guess, I’d say that Wisconsin is more likely to go for Bush than Minnesota. Wisconsin voters have a strong independent streak that can manifest itself in surprising ways. The Dems need to turn out the vote in cities like Madison and Milwaukee in massive numbers as well as persuade the swing voters that are scattered throughout the Fox River Valley.
A resource for my female readers. The next time some creep at the bar or on the train bugs you for a phone number or e-mail address, give him anyname@papernapkin.net. This is the ego-crushing response he’ll get. An elegant solution to an age-old problem.
One of the points Edwards made in his speech last night was how the Bush tax cuts have favored the nation’s wealthy. I expect this to be a major issue in the debates. One article I read presented the following scenario: Bush’s tax cuts have benefited a lot of wealthy Democrats, enabling them to contribute more money to Kerry and left-leaning 527s. Wouldn’t it be ironic if Bush’s tax cuts indirectly contributed to his own defeat?
I got home last night in time to watch Katie Couric and Bob Costas jabber over Björk’s entire performance at the Olympic opening ceremonies. Philistines. I wish there was a channel where you could watch the Games without any inane narration.
The wheelchair is a Democratic magnet…

I was working at a campaign event tonight and managed to meet Senator Edwards before he went on stage. My impression after 5 minutes: he’s a very warm and approachable guy. He took a few minutes to sign some things for other volunteers and was quite gracious with everyone, including myself. Best of all, no condescension on his part that I could detect.
And here’s another with my nurse Lori, who managed to temporarily pick up her tongue off the floor.

Edwards gave a good speech, which kept with his “Two Americas” theme. Heavy on domestic issues like health care, education, national service, and balancing the budget. Sorry I’m not being more descriptive, but I’m beat. More tomorrow.
Maureen Dowd was on The Daily Show the other day. She was pitching her new book, Bushworld, a collection of her columns from the NYT Op/Ed page. I admire her writing for its dry sarcasm directed at Bush and his administration, which is all the more effective because underlying it is a sense of deep disappointment in the direction our nation is heading. And forgive me for saying this, but she’s kinda hot. She reminds me of a reserved English professor who, if you got a couple glasses of chardonnay in her, would fling her glasses off and tango the night away with you.
Who knew that volunteering for a campaign could be so much work? I didn’t get home until nearly 9 last night because I was at campaign headquarters for meetings and tonight I’ll be at a campaign event. I’ll have my camera with me and I’ll try to get some good pictures. Let’s hope there won’t be any unwanted smooching this time. I am starting to really enjoy this experience and I’ve met so many tireless, energetic, and brilliant staffers and volunteers.
Which reminds me. If you’re in the Twin Cities and have an interest in getting involved in the campaign on behalf of people with disabilities, we’re having a community organizing meeting on August 19th. You can read more about it here.
Microsoft may have actually done something right the first time. Early reviews of their SP2 update for Windows XP have been unusually positive, especially for a Microsoft product. The day may finally be at hand when friends and relatives no longer need me to remove gobs of malware from their computers. I haven’t downloaded it myself yet, mostly because I’m lazy and I figure I’ll wait for the automatic updater to notify me. But they still can’t convince me to switch back to Internet Explorer.
The Olympics begin tomorrow and the media is desperately trying to get me to care. For some reason, I’m not all that enthusiastic this time around. I had a higher level of interest back in 2000 because I thought Sydney was such a lovely city (and I still want to get there someday). And while I’m sure Athens has its charms, I haven’t been impressed with their overall level of preparation and my gut feeling is that it’s going to be even more poorly organized than the 1996 Games in Atlanta. But as long as nobody dies during the next week and a half, I suppose you can call that a success.
I got a phone call from a high school friend who’s now living in
One great thing about Netflix is that one gets to sample things that one would never find in a Blockbuster. I recently became a fan of the BBC series MI-5. It’s not flashy; I don’t recall any explosions or car chases. But the writing is taut and the plots are ingeniously intricate. And spies with British accents are inherently sexier than the American version.
This crappy weather has scrapped any plans I had to watch the Perseids. But if any of you manage to snap any good meteor pictures, send them to me and I’ll post them.
