Mar 122012
 

Have you read the essay by the guy who broke his penis? Because you really should if you haven’t. It’s funny and honest and even a little moving. It will also make you (a) really glad that you’ve never broken your penis (unless you have, in which case you have my sympathy) or (b) really glad that you don’t have a penis to break. The more squeamish or puritanical among you may object to this content, but I make no apologies. Good writing is good writing, whether it’s about a penis or not.

I also believe I’ve just broken my personal record for the number of times “penis” appears in a single entry.

Mar 092012
 

I stumbled upon this YouTube video demonstrating the Tecla Shield, a device that allows people with disabilities to operate iOS devices using a single switch.

It appears to use some sort of scanning function to navigate and use apps. I’m not sure I’d want to type many e-mails using this method, but it might suffice for basic web surfing and watching video. Pricing information for the Shield isn’t available yet, but I’ve contacted the developer to find out more about its capabilities. Perhaps I can give it a try with my iPhone to see how well it works.

Mar 082012
 

I’m not sure how much money NASA received for this video of an astronaut shilling the next Angry Birds game, but I doubt it’s enough to fund a mission to Mars.

I get that public-private partnerships have become de rigeur for all levels of government, but this still makes me a little sad. NASA should be promoting science and exploration, not trying to sell me a videogame. It makes me wonder if the age of truly public works–whether it’s going to the Moon or building a dam–is gone forever. Nowadays, it seems like government can’t do anything on a big scale without selling the naming rights or providing product placement. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if the spacecraft that eventually brings humans to Mars is emblazoned with a huge Apple logo.

Mar 072012
 

Last night’s Super Tuesday contests failed to bring the Republican nomination race to a definitive end. That’s reason enough to cheer, but the mood became downright celebratory here on The 19th  Floor when word came that Ohio Representative Dennis Kucinich lost a primary election to a Democratic opponent. To understand why this brings me such joy, I direct newer readers here. Even after nine years, I can’t discuss the incident without getting a little :sniff: emotional. I suppose I’ll never completely recover from the trauma, but at least I can take consolation in the fact he’ll soon be spending his days puttering around in his garage while his inexplicably hot wife grudgingly fixes him yet another grilled cheese sandwich.

Until he gets his own MSNBC show.

:shakes fist: KUCINICH!

Mar 062012
 

Someday, Minnesota Republicans may offer real solutions to improving access to health care. Unfortunately, that day is not today. Instead, Republican legislators offered up a stupendously useless bill that would allow people to save their own money to pay for health care expenses. It sounds an awful lot like health savings accounts, which w0rk great if your health care needs amount to little more than a few Tylenol and an annual physical. They are less helpful for people with chronic health issues. Republicans emphasize that it’s a private-market alternative to the Affordable Care Act’s icky quasi-socialism. The fact that it does nothing to help the ten percent of Minnesotans who are uninsured afford health care is apparently beside the point.

Republicans are probably going to continue proposing non-solutions like this until the Supreme Court rules on the ACA’s constitutionality. Assuming the law is upheld, their stalling is only going to make it more difficult for Minnesota to effectively implement health care reform. And perhaps that’s the real point of sham legislation like this.

Mar 052012
 

A clever viral video clip for the forthcoming movie Prometheus (the kinda-sorta prequel to Alien) has been making the rounds. In the clip, fictional tech titan Peter Weyland (founder of what will become the Weyland-Yutani Corporation) delivers a rousing address to a futuristic TED conference in 2023. Here’s the video:

Alyssa Rosenberg, a smart blogger who blogs smart things at ThinkProgress, praises the clip:

I think what I like about this is not just that the clip gives me a sense of what the movie is going to be like, but that it’s a bit of connective tissue between this world and our own. For me, a lot of what’s fun about near-future science fiction is a sense of what will survive from one era into the next, whether it’s jazz on Mars in Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars trilogy, eighties pop culture in Ready Player One, or a version of TED that kind of looks like it got mashed up with the Old Republic’s Senate Chambers.

Hollywood is becoming quite adept at creating bits of viral marketing like this that are designed to get people talking about a movie or TV show. And Guy Pearce does a really great job of making Weyland a compelling character over the span of just a few minutes. It’s like he decided to channel the combined egos of Steve Jobs and Richard Branson and then thought to himself, “Hmm, needs more arrogance.” Let’s hope Weyland gets some screen time in the actual movie.

Mar 012012
 

I’ve been reading some of the reviews of the Windows 8 Consumer Preview and I still don’t see a compelling reason for me to upgrade. It looks like Windows 7 with a new and not necessarily better start screen stitched on top of it. Don’t mistake my lack of enthusiasm for dismissal; Windows 8 looks great on tablets. But for desktop users like me, it seems to lack an articulate justification for me to fork over my cash. All of the information provided by those fancy Metro tiles can already be obtained through countless desktop widgets. I’m sure I’ll eventually upgrade out of sheer necessity, but I can imagine Windows 7 serving me quite well for years to come.

I may be completely missing the point on 8’s appeal, so feel free to enlighten me.

Feb 292012
 

As you can see, the blog now has a new look. I decided it was past time to update to a WordPress blogging framework, which allows for a wider selection of layout and plugin options to enhance the blog. A few things still need to be tweaked, but I’m pretty happy with the cleaner design and the addition of some social media functionality. Let me know how you like it.

And a big thanks to A. John Peters for his help with the upgrade. Left to my own devices, I’m sure I would have broken something.

Feb 282012
 

Harold Pollack has a great op-ed in the Times criticizing social conservatives for dragging people with disabilities into the latest round of the never-ending culture wars. He singles out Rick Santorum and Sarah Palin for their absurd claims that health care reform would lead to the forced euthanasia of people with disabilities. He then makes the case that such rhetoric jeopardizes the longstanding bipartisan cooperation that made landmark laws like the Americans with Disabilities Act possible.

I’ve written before about conservatives’ recent tendency to politicize people with disabilities for their own reactionary purposes. What upsets me most about comments like those Pollack cites is their breathtaking cynicism. Not only is the Affordable Care Act lacking any implicit or explicit reference to death panels, but it includes many provisions that will make life better for people with disabilities. Insurance companies will no longer be able to turn away families because someone has a disabling condition. More people with disabilities will be eligible for Medicaid without being forced to surrender their savings. States will have more flexibility to provide personal care services to people with disabilities. But since when have people like Santorum and Palin demonstrated any willingness to frame their arguments using facts?

Conservatives make these statements freely because they view us as a voiceless, helpless bunch who won’t call them out on their ravings. And that brings me to another frustration. I remember when plenty of disability activists were ready to burn Jerry Lewis’ house down when he made some offhandedly ignorant comments about disability. But the disability community has been weirdly reluctant to challenge these far more pernicious remarks from people who could actually be in a position to, you know, make policy. Have we become so fearfully protective of the gains we’ve made that we simply hunker down and wait for the craziness to blow over? If so, we’ve already lost. Keeping our silence now makes it all the easier for a future, more electable version of Santorum or Palin to make us unwilling puppets in their noble quest to “restore” America. And then we really will be fighting a rear-guard action to preserve our basic dignity and independence.

The only way to stop exploitation is to call it out for what it is. Other marginalized groups have learned this lesson well and do not hesitate to raise raucous hell when an elected official says something stupid. The disability community, once equally vocal ,has grown timid and cautious. It’s great that advocates like Pollack are willing to write op-ed pieces in the Times on our behalf, but we need to join the fray. The next time Santorum or another politician tries to portray hiimself/herself as the disability community’s white knight, we need to call shenanigans by blogging, tweeting, Facebooking, writing letters to the editor, and generally speaking the fuck up. We’ve come too far to let ourselves be used in a fight in which we have so much to lose.