I love my job, but I hate my work computer. The longest ten minutes of my day are when I’m waiting for that relic to boot each morning. Yes, ten minutes. That process alone is enough to make the machine start wheezing. Open a couple PDFs and browser tabs and the thing will start choking like it’s 1995. I probably lose a good thirty minutes of productivity each day while my computer struggles to catch its breath. I’ve asked nicely for a new computer, but bureaucracy being what it is, I’m not anticipating a replacement before the next presidential election. As frustrated as I am with my office desktop, I’m not quite ready to follow the example of other workers who destroy their work computers to get an upgrade. While it might make a statement on the state’s outdated IT standards, I can do without the black mark on my personnel file. Instead, I’ll just keep asking nicely for a replacement.
My mission for this week is to write five blog entries that don’t include the words “budget”, “health care”, or “policy”. I need to save my strength for the coming battles.
Instead, let’s talk about aliens. The Fermi Paradox asks this simple question: “If one assumes that the galaxy is teeming with intelligent life, then where is everybody?” According to one theory, the civilizations that keep to themselves and stay under the radar of the more aggressive civilizations are the ones that probably stand the best chance of enduring. The loudmouthed cultures are the ones that get invaded, pillaged, and turned into slave labor or snacks. If this theory turns out to be true, then humanity might want to constructing its battle armada now. That, or find a way to make our flesh taste like whatever substance aliens find really disgusting.
Researchers have demonstrated that speech sounds, or even just the thoughts associated with speech sounds, can be used to control a computer cursor. Soon the day will come when I’ll simply have to think “porn” to launch Chrome in Incognito mode.
I should start a separate blog exclusively devoted to news on brain-computer interfaces. I could call it something like “Jacked In” or “Cyborg In Waiting”. Hmm.
The federal government shutdown, if it happens, likely won’t last more than a few days. But it’s probably a sign of things to come over the next couple years. This batch of House Republicans are deeply conservative and a wide chasm separates their ideology with that of Senate Democrats and the President. Negotiations on any matter of substance are going to be difficult when the two sides have such opposing worldviews. Many of us wonkish types will probably look back at 2009-10 with wistful fondness as a time when government actually got things done. The solutions weren’t perfect, but they were serious efforts to address serious problems. We certainly won’t see much of that from the current Congress.
Remember that eye-controlled laptop I blogged about last month? The manufacturer has released a commercial version of the interface called the EyePC that can be attached to any computer via a USB interface. I’d be very interested in hearing from anyone who has actually tried the PCEye, but most people probably won’t be able to afford the $7,000 sticker price. I wonder if it’s worth contacting the company to request a loaner that I can test myself. I may have to slightly inflate my readership numbers to get their attention, though.
Yesterday we looked at how the proposed GOP budget cuts would affect Medicaid. Now we’ll look at Medicare, the federal health care program that provides health care to the elderly and people with disabilities. The proposal would end Medicare as it currently exists (but not for another 10 years, thus shielding Republican lawmakers from the immediate wrath of angry senior citizens). Medicare beneficiaries would be required to enroll in private health plans and would receive government vouchers to help pay for the insurance.
Hmm, this sounds awfully familiar. Hang on, I’ll think of it. Of course! It sounds like the plan envisioned for everyone else under the Affordable Care Act (or, to use the language of conservatives, Obamacare). Except that Republicans also want to repeal the ACA and only give vouchers to Medicare beneficiaries. And since Medicare beneficiaries are older and sicker than the general population, private insurers would charge higher rates to cover them. Government vouchers probably wouldn’t cover the full cost of the premiums, so beneficiaries would likely pay more than they do now for less generous benefits. Isn’t reform great?
I’m not saying that our debt problem isn’t serious and that adjustments to entitlements shouldn’t be part of of the solution. But the hard question that Paul Ryan’s hucksterism avoids is this: what is government’s role in caring for its most vulnerable citizens? Without question, caring for me or your grandma or your nephew with autism is expensive. Republicans would have you believe that “reforming” these programs through spending cuts alone won’t harm the people who depend on these programs. The only reasonable conclusion to draw from their claims is that they are either stupid or lying. Neither possibility gives me much hope that we can expect a reasoned policy debate.
Tomorrow House Republicans will unveil their plan for reducing the federal deficit. It’s the brainchild of the GOP policy wunderkind Paul Ryan, who hails from my home state of Wisconsin. If this is the best wonk, the nation is well and truly fucked. I use that epithet because that’s exactly what this plan would do to the elderly, poor, and people with disabilities. It savages Medicare and Medicaid by cutting trillions of dollars from both programs while making the Orwellian claim that these cuts will promote “reform.” I’ll look at the Medicare cuts tomorrow, but let’s take a look at how Medicaid would fare.
Right now, Medicaid is an “entitlement” program, which means that anyone who is eligible for the program is entitled to its benefits. Medicaid rolls increased exponentially during the recession because more people became eligible as they lost their jobs and their income. Ryan’s plan would transform Medicaid into a block grant, which means that states would get a fixed amount of money to spend on their Medicaid programs. Once the yearly allotment is used up, that’s it. What happens if another recession hits and the allotment isn’t sufficient to provide services to everyone who is eligible? Too bad.
But it gets even better. States would have wide latitude to set eligibility criteria and determine what services to offer. Since states have to stay within their allotted grant caps, they will have every incentive to restrict eligibility as much as possible. Many working poor families who rely on Medicaid because they can’t afford private insurance might find themselves without health coverage because their incomes would be too high under “reformed” Medicaid. Medicaid buy-in programs like the one I use to purchase Medicaid so that I can keep working could disappear because “reformed” Medicaid can’t afford to support employed people with disabilities. On the services side, the same dynamic exists. States may decide to cut services to the bare essentials, leaving many people without access to therapies and treatments that keep them out of the emergency room. Nursing homes would probably survive because they are a politically powerful lobby (nobody wants to imagine Grandma out on the street), but at the cost of home and community-based services that keep people with disabilities and the elderly out of such facilities. Much of the progress made over the last few decades in integrating people with disabilities into the community would be lost.
Medicaid serves an inherently vulnerable and politically disenfranchised population: the poor, people with disabilities, and the elderly. “Reformed” Medicaid would make this population only more vulnerable to the whims of legislators who might not be terribly sympathetic to their plight. Of course, that’s exactly what Ryan and his colleagues intend.
Tomorrow, we’ll look at the proposed cuts to Medicare.
I was going to write something about how I have to cut this post short because a trio of beautiful women in fishnets and very little else are waiting for me in the other room, but my readers are much too clever for easy April Fool’s jokes and as such they’re beneath both you and me. If you want such chicanery, Google has you covered.
Besides, my, um, friends aren’t scheduled to show up until next weekend.
Governor Dayton visited the Department of Human Services today to thank employees for their efforts on expanding Medicaid to ten of thousands of low-income Minnesotans. It’s a little sad that such expressions of gratitude to state workers have become a rare thing these days. A lot of my colleagues put in some long hours on this project without any expectation of recognition, so this was a pleasant reward.
And here’s me accepting on behalf of my division a certificate of recognition for our efforts.

My home broadband connection is on the speedier end of what’s available to the average American consumer. It averages about 15-20 Mbps, which is plenty fast for my needs. But this time next year, it’s going to look like dial-up compared to the blazing fast speeds that will be available to the good people of Kansas City, Kansas. That’s because Google has selected Kansas City as the test location for a 1Gbps fiber network that may be a precursor to similar networks in other cities. If Google can offer these connections to ordinary people at rates that match or beat those of cable and DSL providers, it could be the beginning of a new era of competition and innovation in a market that is now under the grip of a lethargic duopoly.
Google’s selection of a mid-sized city in the Plains is also shrewd strategic planning for future networks. Lots of communities are casting about for economic drivers to replace their shrinking manufacturing base. If Kansas City reaps economic rewards attributable to the presence of this network, other cities will take notice and welcome Google and its partners with open arms.
