Okay, this is just too awesome not to post. Back in the 80s, before the Internet came along, there was this thing called video dating. Video dating was aimed primarily at middle-aged people who–how to say this politely–had trouble finding dates in more traditional venues. Video dating encouraged people to be themselves in a low-pressure environment where the camera was the only audience. The idea was to say a little about yourself and about what you’re looking for in a partner. But the fee didn’t always include much in the way of preparation or coaching. To see what I mean, you have to watch this montage of actual video dating clients. Go ahead, I’ll wait…
A few things struck me as I was watching this. First, did men really dress this badly in the 80s? The guy in the reindeer sweater makes me want to weep. Second, the guy holding the rose and waxing poetic about his ideal goddess almost had me singing the chorus of “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Third, “damsel-in-distress hotline”? Really? I mean, really? Finally, if there’s any justice at all in this world, Fred the Viking warrior found someone with whom to share his love of cosplay and custom-made weaponry.
And yes, I recognize the irony of me snarking on these poor dudes while I’m sitting here in front of my computer on a Friday night. Embrace the irony: that’s my motto.
1. snark away 😀
2. everyone knows online dating is where it’s at. …at least, it worked for me.
Okay, so admittedly I was also sitting in front of my computter on Friday night – sans romance.
Still wouldn’t it be a bit entertaining to do a similar montage from today’s online world? Come on guys – the photo of you with the really big fish or the mid-life crisis sports car is just not likely to make that special woman swoon. I promise.