Scalleywags & Buccaroos

Look alive, landlubbers, for today we mark International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day. Aye, the grog is ‘specially potent this year. Me head already feels like a cannonball shot from clear t’other side of Smuggler’s Bay. Lusty wenches, take note, for I come bearing pricey baubles acquired o’er many a raid on the lily-livered fleet of the East India Trading Company. And a word of warnin’, guv’nah: I’ll wager a hefty sum that ye have not encountered a scoundrel the likes of me before now, so best keep a watchful eye on your purse and your lass’s honor.