Oct 162008
 

Oh, this is getting to be too much. Some misguided slacker had Stephen Hawking’s portrait tatooed on his right leg. Underneath the portrait is a quote from a Monty Python movie: “He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.”

I’m willing to wager that my own naughtiness far exceeds Hawking’s, but that’s beside the point. Clearly, the only way I can counter the Hawking media juggernaut is to do something noteworthy enough to steal his spotlight, like write a bestselling novel or take over a small Latin American country. And given the glacial pace of my writing, the second option is more likely.

Oct 152008
 

In honor of Blog Action Day, I thought I’d do a short post on poverty and disability from a global perspective. The World Bank cites the following statistics on the subject:

  • In Uganda, households headed by a person with a disability are 38 percent more likely to be poor. 
  • In Serbia, the poverty rate of disabled people is 70 percent.
  • In Honduras, people with disabilities have an illiteracy rate of 51 percent compared to 19 percent for the general population. 
  • In the United States, there is almost a 70 percent rate of unemployment among disabled people.
  • And in some parts of the world, as many as 80 percent of disabled children die before the age of 5, even in areas where the overall child mortality rate has been brought down to under 20 percent.

Poverty and disability are constant companions, both in the developed and developing worlds. Policymakers are beginning to understand that disability need not be an automatic sentence to lifelong poverty. Smart investments in education, health care, and infrastructure can go a long way towards bringing people with disabilities into the economic mainstream. Unfortunately, old attitudes and prejudices persist. One of the greatest challenges of disability advocates in coming decades will be to convince their leaders to raise their expectations for people with disabilities as students, workers, and citizens.

Oct 142008
 

The military is working on “synthetic telepathy“, a means of composing, sending, and receiving text and voice messages using thought alone. Now, I’m all for progress, but I have moments when I think this method of communication might not be the best solution for me. There’s a lot going on inside this head of mine and a stray private thought could make its way into an otherwise innocuous message, leading to all sorts of embarrassment. One positive aspect of being a really slow typist is that it allows me to filter out all the things I want to say, but probably shouldn’t. Thought-powered communication would remove that filter.

I just hope they never figure out a way to add images to those messages.

Oct 132008
 

There’s some good music to be found on the intertubes lately. For example:

“Paper Planes” by I’m from Barcelona–IfB is a Swedish musical collective with a big, sweeping sound. Think Polyphonic Spree, only not as saccharine. This is probably one of those songs that you either adore or detest. But it makes me smile every time I hear it.

“Acid Tongue” by Jenny Lewis–The lead singer of Rilo Kiley has always had some country in her. But there isn’t a hint of twang to be found in this spare, aching arrangement. I’m thinking that Jenny Lewis and Neko Case should start touring together.

“Paris” by Friendly Fires–Nobody will remember this song in five years, but it’s a fun mix of rock and electronica with a soaring, shiny chorus. It opens with the line “One day we’re gonna live in Paris, I promise” and it doesn’t get any less earnest from there, but somehow it works.

Oct 122008
 

I came across my high school senior picture today. My nurse looked at it and, not knowing when the picture was taken, said something like, “Is this you in the eighth grade? You looked good back then.”

Needless to say, I’ve spent the rest of the day sitting in front of my computer, privately moping. But I am going to hunt around on eBay for circa-1990 eyeglass frames that cover half my face. Maybe that’s the accessory that will get girls to like me; the missing element that will transform me from borderline “meh” to slightly-less-borderline “meh”. I can’t say that the big glasses did anything for me back in high school, but now the whole retro look is back in fashion. I might even still have that denim shirt in the back of my closet.

Oct 112008
 

A little bit of Minnesota Nice rubbed off on John McCain yesterday. The video below is from a McCain rally in Lakeville where the Arizona senator admonished a supporter who described Obama as an “Arab”.

McCain may finally be realizing that his campaign rallies are acquiring a distinct torches-and-pitchforks tone. Or he may just be responding to pressure from GOP party bosses who may be nervous about independent voters’ reactions to TV clips of McCain supporters shouting “Kill him!” and “Terrorist!”.

William F. Buckley, an unapologetic conservative elite, once said, “You know, I’ve spent my entire life time separating the Right from the kooks.” Watch the video below from another McCain rally in Ohio and ask yourself which kind of crowd McCain and Palin are attracting.

Oct 102008
 

Officials at Cambridge University are commissioning a 10-foot bronze statue of Professor Stephen Hawking. Hmph. Clearly, this is some sort of intimidation tactic designed to throw me off-balance as I continue training for our forthcoming smackdown in low Earth orbit. Nice try, Dr. Hawking, but you’ll have to do better than that. I’m not as easily impressed as all your Cambridge groupies. In fact, let’s see how impressed they still are once they see me put you in a half-nelson and give you a vicious noogie in front of a global television audience.

Oct 092008
 

As the effects of stock declines and collapsing credit markets filter down into the everyday economy, state policymakers will have to contend with grim fiscal outlooks. In tight times, more people depend on government services like food assistance, Medicaid, and subsidized housing. But as the need for services increases, a state’s revenue collections are on the decline because of a shrinking tax base. Minnesota’s next budget forecast is due to be released in a few weeks and it’s likely to show a significant deficit of at least a couple billion dollars.

My colleagues and I are not looking forward to the upcoming legislative session, when lawmakers will be required to come up with a balanced budget for the next two years. Other states will be in similar predicaments. California just passed a budget that was over two months late and will probably need to be renegotiated to take into account a worsening economy. I don’t think things will get that dire here. At least, I hope not.

Oct 082008
 

Esquire is running a great article about Erik Ramsey and his quest to speak with the assistance of a brain-computer interface. As the result of a brain-stem stroke following a car accident, Erik has locked-in syndrome and is capable of making only subtle eye movements. Researchers placed a small implant in the region of Erik’s cortex responsible for controlling speech. A computer analyzes the signals picked up by the implant and translates them into sound. After much practice, Erik can now produce most vowel sounds. The researchers guess that Erik might be able to speak in short, complete sentences within five years.

The reporter makes a good observation: these newfangled implants are only the latest iteration in the millennia-long history of brain-technology interfaces. I like this quote from the article:

For as long as we’ve been humans, we’ve been intermingling our minds with technology. In fact, it’s one of the most essentially human things we do. What are pen and paper if not cognitive prostheses? What was the invention of algebra if not a “mindware upgrade?” And what are books if not external repositories for the contents of our brains?

How I get these words onto the screen is not important. Whether I’m using my fingers, my head, or my neurons, those are only instruments of conveyance. The message remains the same.

Then again, imagine how long-winded these blog entries would become if I could write at the speed of thought. A stiff neck does enforce a certain sense of economy on my words, which is something we can all be grateful for.

Oct 072008
 

A big congratulations to my sister, who learned today that she passed the bar. Now we can move ahead with our plans to open our own firm. She’ll handle criminal, probate, and personal injury cases. Unless the client is cute, in which case I’ll be providing representation.

I’d better start designing our letterhead.