Jul 122006
 

A friend and I saw the Pirates sequel earlier this evening.  It was a bit longer than I expected, thus the lateness of this entry.  The script wasn’t as tightly written as the first chapter, but there was sufficient eye candy and action setpieces to keep me entertained.  And watching Johnny Depp portray a dandy pirate in a constant state of mild inebriation is always a pleasure.  A former nurse of mine frequently used to tell me that I resembled Depp.  I know, I know, it’s like telling Michael Stipe he’s still relevant to pop music, but I like to remind myself of those words whenever I need an artificial ego boost before a date. 

Jul 112006
 

After much delay, I finally had the opportunity to listen to the disability-themed BBC Ouch! podcasts that had been accumulating on my hard drive.  They’re actually quite good.  The hosts, Mat and Liz, are both gleefully irreverent when discussing their own disabilities or those of the guests they interview.  I’m particularly fond of the segment entitled Vegetable, Vegetable, or Vegetable, in which Liz and Mat play a rather twisted game of Twenty Questions with a caller in an effort to guess the caller’s disability.  Perhaps one of my UK readers could convince them to play the game with me sometime.  Of course, you can’t mention my blog, as that would make the game too easy. 
 
And though I haven’t had the chance to listen to it yet, Larry Wagner’s DisabilityNation podcast was recently brought to my attention.  It’s good to see that we’re starting to have our voices as well as our written words carried through the many tubes of the assorted internets.

Jul 102006
 

Am I the only one who thinks that Congressional candidate Keith Ellison has made several amateurish miscues since he received the DFL endorsement?  While failing to pay parking tickets and failing to timely disclose financial statements are minor offenses that rank relatively low on the malfeasance scale, they make convenient fodder for negative press.  As soon as he received the received the endorsement, Ellison’s campaign manager should have sat him down and grilled him about any outstanding debts or black marks on his record and urged him to resolve those matters as soon as possible. 
 
I still support Ellison’s candidacy and I plan on voting for him in the September primary.  I’m not thrilled with his past affiliation with the anti-Semitic and homophobic Nation of Islam, but I believe him when he says that he was never a supporter of their core beliefs.  Hopefully, these errors of omission will come to an end once Ellison and his campaign staff become more accustomed to functioning under a magnifying glass.  But as Nick Coleman points out in the article linked above, I wonder if Ellison would receive the same level of scrutiny from the press if he was a white Protestant from the burbs.

Jul 092006
 

I would like to take a moment to thank the Minneapolis Parks and Recreation Board for creating some of the smoothest sidewalks upon which I have ever had the pleasure of traversing.  I’m speaking specifically of the pedestrian walkway that encircles Lake Calhoun.  Most sidewalks are rather bumpy, jostling affairs that leave me in various states of discombobulation upon arriving at my destination.  Wheeling on the Lake Calhoun pathway is akin to gliding on a cushion of air–sweet, fluffy air.  Once I make my billions and purchase my private island for exclusive use of my fellow gimps (and a few select friends), all paved surfaces will be required to be similarly level. 

Jul 082006
 

The Canadian chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving would like to raise your awareness regarding the dangers of drunk driving.  Specifically, MADD wants you to know that if you get injured in a drunk driving accident and end up in a wheelchair, your girlfriend will leave you and start making time with some other dude (scroll down to the video labeled “Girlfriend”).  This PSA teaches us two important lessons: driving while drunk is bad and people with disabilities are tragic, lonely creatures who will never, ever get any.
 
Thank you, MADD Canada, for showing me my place in the scheme of things.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to remove my profile from Match.com and spend the rest of the afternoon gazing mournfully out my window at the happy couples on the street below.
 
Thanks to the BBC Ouch website for the tip.

Jul 072006
 

I always liked those scenes in science fiction movies where someone walks into a room, says, “Lights” and voila, the lights turn on.  I would sometimes dream about living in a house that would respond to my every command, a house where I could turn on the television or switch off the lights without waiting for a sibling or parent to become available.  When I started living on my own with 24-hour nursing care, that desire seemed less urgent.  After all, a nurse is always around to press a button or flip a switch whenever I ask.  However, I’m beginning to think that some sort of environmental control unit might be in order in the near future.  As much as I value my nurses, I would like to be able to fast forward my TiVo or select a chapter on a DVD without relying on someone else’s fingers.  I can do much of that on my computer, but I would like to get away from my desk once in a while and see the rest of my living room. 
 
So if you are or know someone who is an assistive technology dealer, hook me up.  If I can get a decent system for even a semi-reasonable price, I will gladly and shamelessly shill for your product on this blog.

Jul 062006
 

One of the many state laws that took effect on July 1 requires the Department of Human Services to study the affordability and efficacy of providing alternative medical treatment (acupuncture, herbal remedies, etc.) to people enrolled in Minnesota’s health care programs.  The original bill was sponsored by Jim Abeler, a Republican and a practicing chiropractor.  Abeler believes that subsidizing alternative treatments could save the state substantial amounts of health care dollars.  I find the strength of those claims suspect.  Based on my own admittedly anecdotal evidence, alternative remedies complement more traditional treatments rather than wholly replacing them. 

I’m not opposed to providing access to alternative treatments for those who couldn’t otherwise afford them.  However, I’m not sure that the state should view all alternative treatments as equal.  Some therapies, such as acupuncture, seem to yield more tangible results than other treatments like massage.  I’m also uncertain whether practitioners of alternative medicine would be willing to put up with the bureaucracy and regulation that is attendant whenever seeking payment from a public entity.  Of course, a legislatively mandated study is just as likely to collect dust on some bureaucrat’s shelf as it is to inspire further action, which means the expansion of health care benefits to include alternative treatments is anything but certain. 

Jul 052006
 

There are many intelligent, articulate, well-informed individuals serving in our nation’s Senate.  Alaska Senator Ted Stevens is not one of them.  When the Senator voted last week against a net neutrality amendment to a telecom bill, he offered his own layman’s explanation of how the Internet works, which included this choice line:
 
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
 
Read his full remarks here and be astounded at the sheer ignorance he displays.  I’d have more respect for him if he simply pulled out a thick wad of cash from his pocket and said, “This is the only reason I need to understand why net neutrality is a bad thing.” 
 
The days in which we are ruled by old, white, wealthy men cannot come to an end soon enough. 

Jul 042006
 

American Gospel: God, The Founding Fathers, and the Making of a Nation is author Jon Meacham’s attempt to counter arguments of both the religious right and the secular left regarding the role of religion in the founding of the nation, as well as its place in the public sphere of American life.  Meacham’s core thesis is that America has a public religion that leaders use to inspire and unite the people, but the phrasings and rituals of public religion are steeped in a tradition of inclusiveness and generality.  While most of the country’s founders were Christian, they were not eager to make specific references to any religion in documents such as the Constitution or in the course of conducting the daily business of government.  The founders and their successors resisted several attempts to proclaim Christianity as the nation’s official religion.
 
Meacham, using excerpts from speeches and letters from the likes of Lincoln, John Adams, and Woodrow Wilson, demonstrates the frequency with which presidents have used biblical quotes and references in their official capacities, belying the notion that America is a purely secular state.  However, I had to hold my nose while reading the chapter on Reagan.  Meacham makes him out to be a skillful political moderate who edited his own speeches, while I would argue that he possessed an actor’s gift for delivering a good line while remaining woefully out of touch on a host of issues affecting average Americans. 
 
American Gospel is written in a breezy style and there are probably more substantive books on the character of America’s public religion.  But it does provide a useful starting point for objectively analyzing the founders’ views on religion without the hyperbole of the left and the right.

Jul 032006
 

How desperate are people for World Cup tickets?  So desperate that three poor, misguided souls posed as people with disabilities in order to purchase tickets in the reserved disability section.  Other fans became suspicious when the three Argentines leapt out of their newly purchased wheelchairs to cheer their team, prompting security to escort them out of the stadium. 
 
I hope these geniuses felt enough remorse to at least consider donating the wheelchairs to a worthy charity.  Unfortunately, there probably isn’t much sporting officials can do to prevent such abuse.  I can’t imagine the guy behind the ticket window saying, “Sir, I need to see your complete medical records for the last five years before I can sell you this ticket.”  The only solution is to mercilessly shame these poseurs in the press after they’re caught.