Apr 282007

All the preparation in the world will not change the final outcome of our extraterrestrial showdown, Dr. Hawking. You can have your little joyrides on the Vomit Comet. As for me, I have myself on a strict macrobiotic diet and Kallie, my personal trainer, is here at 5:30 every morning to make sure I do my stretches and conditioning exercises. We also get into the pool three times a week to work on my roundhouse kicks and left jab.

The last time I checked, Vegas was giving Hawking 4:1 odds of taking me down, but I’m chalking that up to name recognition. Trust me, I’m the Rocky to Hawking’s Dolph Lundgren. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m due back in the pool with Kallie. The woman is merciless.

  One Response to “Taunting”

  1. My money is on you to win the match and have drinks with the ring girl afterwards.

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